2024 Resolution?

Eat. More. Pie.

irene tassy

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Photo by Diliara Garifullina on Unsplash

Ah, the new year is upon us, and with it, a hearty load of promises that won’t be kept and fitness apps that will gain $23.99 annually.

I do love the new year. I love the clean slate-ness. In my mind, I see a giant eraser wiping away the missteps of the previous 12 months: My semi-successful composting promise, my ‘weight lift everyday’ failure, my overarching, super vague ‘be…

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irene tassy

Humor writer. Slackjaw, Little Old Lady, PointsinCase, Robotbutt, GreenerPastures https://www.irenetassy.me/ @Irene_Tassy